Liberty Safe Blowout Sale: Buy A Safe And Get Your Very Own FBI Agent For Free
PAYSON, UTAH-- A major sale is currently underway at popular gun safe…
ADL Places Seagull On Anti-Semite List For Pooping On Jewish Man’s Shoulder
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- The Anti-Defamation League (ADL) has placed a seagull…
New Kevin McCarthy Talking Doll Is All Talk And No Action Just Like The Real Thing
U.S.-- A new talking doll is set to be released this Christmas…
After Stealing Everything In San Francisco, Thieves Start Robbing Each Other
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- After stealing everything in San Francisco, thieves in The…
Bored Cat Goes On Vacation By Sitting At Different House Window
CONCORD, NEW HAMPSHIRE-- Tired of his mundane life and looking for something…
FBI Raids Bird Nest Then Shoots Pigeon That Pooped On Biden’s Shoulder
WASHINGTON-- A dangerous domestic terrorist pigeon that attacked Joe Biden by pooping…
Scary Shark Seen Leaving Scene Of Crime At Obama’s Martha’s Vineyard Home
MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- A new break in the case of the man who…
In Support Of American Indians, Ben & Jerry’s Hires Native American Elizabeth Warren As Spokesperson
SOUTH BURLINGTON, VERMONT-- Ben & Jerry's ice cream has thrown their full…
Elon Musk Limits Twitter Users To Only Those Whose Names Start With ‘Z’ On Saturdays Between 1:03AM And 2:37AM
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- In an effort to address extreme levels of data…
Missing Titanic Submarine Found Inside Chris Christie’s Stomach
ATLANTIC OCEAN-- The frantic search for the OceanGate Titan submarine has been…
In Push For Diversity, Chick-Fil-A Will Now Serve Black Chickens
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Striving to be more diverse and equitable, the Chairman of…
Target Tries Fooling Conservatives By Rebranding As Bullseye
U.S.-- Due to the massive boycott against Target for their line of…
