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Highly Intelligent Criminal Wanted For A String Of Grab And Smashes
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After 35 Years Wife Realizes Husband Is Mute
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Man Impaled After Taking Bull By The Horns
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Skinny Dipping Is Discriminatory, Says Fat Rights Group
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California Is The First State To Require ID Cards For Dogs
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Squirrel-Shaped Corn Chip Fetches $10,000 On Ebay
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Clothing Rights Groups Outraged After Hit And Run Driver Leaves Dead Shirt On Side Of Road
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Snopes Site Puts Itself On Its Own Rumor List
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Fly On The Wall Testifies In Court For The Prince Heirs Case
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