New Amazon Halo Fitness Tracker Motivates You To Exercise By Calling You A Fat, Lazy Pig
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- The Amazon Halo View Fitness Tracker is the ideal gift…
Jack Dorsey Steps Down As Twitter CEO To Join Less Oppressive Taliban In Afghanistan
SAN FRANSISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Jack Dorsey announced his official resignation as CEO of…
FBI Charges Thanksgiving Turkey After Spotting The Wild Bird At January 6 Capitol Riot
WASHINGTON-- The FBI arrested and charged a Thanksgiving turkey this week for…
After Kyle Rittenhouse Acquittal, Prosecutor Thomas Binger Files Charges Against The AR-15
KENOSHA, WISCONSIN-- Immediately after a jury found Kyle Rittenhouse not guilty on…
MSNBC Reporter Gets Dragged Behind Kyle Rittenhouse Jury Bus For 3 Miles Before Anyone Notices
KENOSHA, WISCONSIN-- A hilarious scene unfolded earlier today when an NBC journalist…
Due To Supply Shortages, Supermarkets Start Selling ‘I Did That’ Biden Stickers On Empty Shelves
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Supermarkets across the US are resorting to creative ways…
Police Arrest Provocative Cat For Licking Itself While Out In Public
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- A local cat named Frisky was arrested…
Sesame Street’s Elmo Rushed To Emergency Room Only Days After Bragging About Being Vaccinated
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Only days after telling the world how…
Major Nationwide Comcast Outage After Clumsy CEO Trips Over Main Power Cord
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- Millions of Comcast customers across the country woke up this…
Alex Jones Selling Banned Sunglasses That Let’s You See Who’s Vaccinated
AUSTIN, TEXAS-- Popular radio show host Alex Jones has started selling special…
Thousands Of Dogs Crap On Dr. Fauci’s Lawn In Solidarity After Hearing About His Canine Testing Experiments
WASHINGTON, D.C.-- Immediately after hearing the upsetting news that their canine brothers…
At Least 43 Squirrels Shot, 6 Fatally, In Violent Chicago Weekend
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- Six squirrels have been killed and at least 37 wounded…
