Laid-Off Spirit Airlines Employee Finds Comforting, Familiar Threat Of Physical Violence At New Waffle House Job
ATLANTA, GEORGIA —Following the official permanent grounding of Spirit Airlines last week,…
NAACP Concerned SPLC Fraud Case Could Lead To Catastrophic Shortage Of Profitable White Racism
BALTIMORE, MARYLAND — Holding an emergency press conference on Saturday, top NAACP…
FBI Frustrated As Trail Of Missing Scientists Keeps Leading Back To FBI
WASHINGTON — Expressing mounting exasperation over a seemingly unsolvable nationwide mystery, the…
Dogs And Cats Across Country Terrified After Congress Votes To Keep Haitian Immigrants On TPS
U.S. — A wave of unprecedented anxiety is sweeping through the nation…
Last Day For Americans To File Taxes And Claim Ukraine, Somalis, Israel And Illegal Aliens As Dependents
U.S. — With the April 15 tax deadline looming, millions of Americans…
Artemis II Astronaut Turns To Pillar Of Salt After Looking Back At Earth
CAPE CANAVERAL, FLORIDA — In a bizarre incident that has left fellow…
Laid-Off TSA Agent Gets New Job Aggressively Patting Down Customers At Walmart Exit
PHOENIX, ARIZONA — Following recent federal budget cuts that left thousands of…
California Solves Double Voting Fraud By Legalizing Triple Voting Fraud
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — In a bold reimagining of election integrity, the State…
Washington Post Articles Improve Dramatically After Laid Off Writers Replaced With Monkeys
WASHINGTON — In a bold restructuring move described by upper management as…
Rioters Struggle To Vandalize Already Ruined Los Angeles
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — A coalition of anti-ICE far-leftists and Mexican nationalists…
IRS Reminds Paid ICE Protesters Earnings Still Count As Taxable Income
WASHINGTON — The Internal Revenue Service (IRS) issued a gentle but firm…
Somalis Quickly Surrender After ICE Threatens To Hand Them Over To Screeching Liberal White Women
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- During a recent immigration raid in Minnesota, dozens of illegal…
