Must See: Chimp Evolves Into Man Overnight, Proves Evolution Once And For All
BRONX, NEW YORK-- An earth-shattering discovery was made last night at the…
Scientists Prove You Really Can Huff And Puff And Blow A House Down
TOPEKA, KANSAS-- Scientists from the Topeka Aeronautics Center have stated that, not…
If You Forget To Do This One Thing You’ll Die
SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH-- Experts at the Salt Lake City Medical Center…
Man Ruptures Colon In Farting Contest
PUZZA, INDIANA-- A 21 year old college student was taken to the…
This One Trick Will Drive Beautiful Women Crazy
DALLAS, TEXAS-- After 20 years of study, researchers at the Dallas Study…
Man Receives First Transplant In The United States
FAUNA, RHODE ISLAND-- A man whose house plant was born male has received…
New Sex Cream Helps Chimps Last Longer In Bed
BALTIMORE, MARYLAND-- Scientists from Baltimore Animal College confirmed Tuesday that they've invented…
Pulling Teeth Is Like Pulling Teeth, Says Dentist
PORTLAND, OREGON-- A dentist from Portland has caused a minor uproar among…
Scientists Use Stem Cells To Grow Penises On Trees
TOKYO, JAPAN-- For the first time ever, scientists in Japan have used…
Brain-Eating Amoebae Starve Inside Al Sharpton’s Head
BROWNSTAIN, NEW YORK-- In what the medical establishment is calling nothing short…
Too Much Exercise Can Make You Healthy, Warns Doctor
NEW BRUNSWICK, NEW JERSEY-- Researchers at Robert Wood Johnson Medical School warned last week…
