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COVID Virus Files Restraining Order Against ‘Stalker’ Dr. Fauci
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Governments Mandate Solar Panels Immediately After Bill Gates Blocks Out The Sun
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Woman Gives Up Dangerous Egg Habit In Favor Of Much Safer Crack Cocaine
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COVID Virus Distances Itself From Disgraced Physician Dr. Fauci
U.S.-- Due to all the recent allegations of impropriety against retired physician…
Pfizer Introduces Anti-Facts Vaccine For Liberals Affected By Truth On Twitter
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- With millions of liberals suddenly being exposed to…
Apple Updates Logo To Better Reflect Their Pro-Communist Company Values
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Obese Cocaine Addict Says He’s Cutting Back By Snorting Only Diet Coke
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- An obese man out of New York…
PayPal Fines Itself $2,500 For Breaking Its Own Misinformation Rule
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Shocking New Study Reveals That Death Is Leading Cause Of Death
PLACENTIA, CALIFORNIA-- A shocking new study performed by some of the world's…
COVID Virus Critically Ill After Getting Infected With Jill Biden
WASHINGTON-- The world-famous COVID virus has been reported to be in critical…
