NBA Apologizes For Kyrie Irving Controversy By Hiring More Jewish Basketball Players
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Due to the backlash caused by Brooklyn Nets…
Giraffe Selected First Round Pick In 2022 WNBA Draft
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- The American women's WNBA basketball draft has…
To Increase Network Ratings, This Year’s Super Bowl To Be Replaced With Trump Rally
INGLEWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- Due to the massive decline in ratings of the last…
American News Media Praises China’s Use Of Uyghur Prisoners As Human Torches To Light Olympic Cauldron
BEIJING, CHINA-- Various American leftwing news media outlets are praising China's stunning…
Furious Transgender Swimmer Cries ‘It’s Not Fair’ After UPenn Allows Dolphin To Compete On Swim Team
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- In an ironic twist, the transgender swimmer who recently destroyed…
LeBron James Tries Proving He’s Not A Crybaby By Cutting An Onion On Prerecorded Video
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- After being called a hypocrite for mocking Kyle Rittenhouse for…
Biden Mandates White House Staff Must Tattoo Their Names On Foreheads So He Won’t Forget Who They Are
WASHINGTON-- What's in a name? That's the question Joe Biden has been…
Sports Arenas To Replace US National Anthem With F**K Joe Biden Chants
U.S.-- Due to the growing national trend of crowds chanting "F**k Joe…
Megan Rapinoe Blasts Trump’s Vulgar Tweets, Calls It F***ing, Racist Bulls**t
REDDING, CALIFORNIA-- Famous World Cup soccer player Megan Rapinoe took to Twitter…
After Colin Kaepernick Complains, ‘Betsy Ross’ Shoes Sue Nike In Class Action Lawsuit
BEAVERTON, OREGON-- In a new twist to the Colin Kaepernick racist shoe…
After World Cup Loss, Croatia Cries Fowl
RUSSIA-- While France was busy celebrating their second World Cup title, the…
Obese Man Who Won Mr. Olympia Bodybuilding Contest Faces Cheating Allegations
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA-- Bart Lardwell, 57, from Hennessy, Nebraska who was declared…
