‘Trump’s Going To Take Away Your Voting Rights,’ Says Democrat Party Who Just Removed Their Voter’s Candidate
U.S.-- After screaming for months that Donald Trump will take away people's…
Trump Vows To Conquer Alzheimer’s In November By Defeating Biden In Election
MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN-- At the Republican National Convention, Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump…
‘Mr. Las Vegas’ Wayne Newton Makes Guest Appearance At RNC
MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN-- There were numerous celebrities at this year's Republican National Convention…
Biden Reassures Democrats: ‘My Chances Of Winning Election Are As Solid As My Last Bowel Movement’
WASHINGTON-- While recovering from COVID even though he was supposedly vaccinated and…
Miracle: Secret Service Mysteriously Finds Clean, New Iranian Passport Left At Scene Of Trump Assassination Attempt
BUTLER, PENNSYLVANIA-- While doing a thorough investigation of the scene where a…
Biden Wishes Ronald Reagan Speedy Recovery After Assassination Attempt
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden gave a quick impromptu speech from the Oval…
Trump Rally Secret Service Agent Put On Vending Machine Snack Detail In Case Chris Christie Shows Up At RNC
MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN-- After facing major backlash on social media for the way…
Awkward: Democrats Not Sure What To Do About All Those Sympathy Cards They Already Sent Out To Melania Trump Last Week
WASHINGTON-- After a failed assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump, disappointed…
Trump Feeling A Little Uneasy About Two New Secret Service Agents Suddenly Given To Him By Biden
WASHINGTON-- In response to an attempted assassination on Donald Trump's life thanks…
Assassination Attempt On Trump After Biden Spent Last 3 Years Calling Him Biggest Threat To Democracy
BUTLER, PENNSYLVANIA-- An assassination attempt was made on former President Donald Trump…
War Over After Biden Recognizes Putin As Legitimate President Of Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- During a speech at yesterday's NATO Summit, Joe Biden tried proving…
Nancy Pelosi Drops Support For Biden After Finally Sobering Up From 52-Year-Long Binge
WASHINGTON-- Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi had a sobering moment…
