Democrat Judge Dismisses Alec Baldwin’s Case After He Promises To Only Shoot Trump Supporters Next Time
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Punk’d Star Ashton Kutcher Jumps Out To Say Biden’s Presidency Was Just Big Practical Joke
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Robert De Niro Has Staredown With Trump Outside New York Courthouse
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Chewbacca Furious At Barber After Saying Only Take A Little Off The Top
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Elmo Caught Celebrating With Zelensky After Congress Passed $95 Billion Ukraine Aid
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Prostate Cancer Found ‘Not Guilty’ Of Killing O.J. Simpson
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In April Fools’ Prank, MSNBC Reports Real News
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Elmo Wears MAGA Hat To Troll Trump-Hater Larry David
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The Daily Wire Hires Satan To Replace Candace Owens
NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE-- After firing commentator Candace Owens during a very public dispute…
John Cena Gets Neutered Live On Stage At The Oscars
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Jimmy Kimmel Promises He’ll Try Not To Talk About Trump Too Much At Tonight’s Oscars
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- Late-night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel announced Sunday morning that…
