Kamala Harris Mistakenly Wears Knee Pads To Sex Podcast Thinking It Was A Job Interview
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- Mainstream media outlets are working overtime to try and coverup yet another gaffe by Kamala Harris after the Democrat presidential candidate wore knee pads to popular sex…
Trudeau Suggests Canadian Churches Convert To Mosques To Stop From Getting Burned Down
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As a way to stop the countless Christian and Catholic churches across Canada from getting burned down, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau told the thousands of Canadian churches that…
Worried Lindsey Graham Relieved After Seeing Hurricane Helene Hit South Carolina Instead Of Ukraine Or Israel
WASHINGTON-- Stress levels were at an all-time high for Republican Senator Lindsey Graham after initial weather reports stated that Hurricane Helene was going to hit both Israel and Ukraine, but…
Zelensky Wondering If Now’s A Good Time To Ask Hurricane Victims If They Could Spare Some Of Their $750 FEMA Money
U.S.-- After hearing the wonderful news that residents affected by Hurrican Helene were getting a whopping $750 from FEMA, Ukraine's President Volodymyr Zelensky quickly hopped on a plane and headed…
Tampon Tim Walz Says Reason He Did So Poorly In Debate Was Because It Just Happened To Be His Time Of The Month
WASHINGTON-- After the majority of political pundits agreed that Republican JD Vance demolished his opponent Tim Walz during the vice-presidential debate, the Democrat vice presidential candidate later told news reporters…
China Replaces Fang Fang With New And Improved Chinese Spy Tim Walz To Seduce Eric Swalwell
WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress have confirmed that the Chinese Communist Party has once again infiltrated the Democrat party's Eric Swalwell with yet another Chinese spy in an effort to gain…
Biden Mourns Hurricane Victims By Only Getting One Scoop Of Ice Cream
WASHINGTON-- While multiple states are still suffering from the deadly effects of Hurricane Helene, President Joe Biden showed his compassion for the thousands of hurricane victims and their families by…
Kamala Finally Visits Southern Border After Republicans Place Willie Brown Cardboard Cutouts Along Wall
EL PASO, TEXAS-- Border Czar Kamala Harris has finally visited the southern Texas border after ignoring it for almost four years following the attempts by Republicans to trick her into…
Zelensky Visits America To Thank All The Young Voters Who’ll Be Drafted If Kamala Wins
U.S.-- As wars around the world continue to escalate drawing the United States into a possible World War 3 scenario, President Volodymyr Zelensky decided to fly over to America and…
Tim Walz Goes To New York To Check In With His Boss
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- After being summoned to New York to meet with his boss Alex Soros, a worried and subservient Tim Walz quickly hopped on a plane and…
UK’s Keir Starmer Limits Immigrant Stabbing Attacks To No More Than 50 Per Day
LONDON, ENGLAND-- After the large influx of illegal alien stabbing attacks on British citizens, new Prime Minister Keir Starmer finally decided to address the serious crime epidemic by telling the…
IRS Proudly Endorses Democrat Candidate Who Hired 87,000 IRS Agents To Go After Worker’s Tips
WASHINGTON-- Another major endorsement came for Vice President Kamala Harris this week after everyone's favorite government entity the IRS proudly endorsed the Democrat candidate, saying one of the main reasons…
