New York City Introduces NYPD Police Pursuit Gondolas In Response To Flooding
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Massive flooding has overtaken New York this week hampering the efforts of law enforcement to do their jobs and in response the NYPD has unveiled new…
Mitch McConnell Swallows Nervously After Watching Grim Reaper Grab Dianne Feinstein
WASHINGTON-- Senator Dianne Feinstein was taken by the Grim Reaper recently and on her way to the afterlife passed directly in front of Republican Senator Mitch McConnell who quickly stopped…
Canada’s Justin Trudeau Apologizes For Wearing Whiteface
OTTAWA, CANADA-- A rare photo surfaced recently of Justin Trudeau wearing what appeared to be "whiteface" only days after a news story broke that the prime minister's plane was filled…
Chris Christie Releases New Campaign Slogan: ‘Vote For Me Or I’ll Hug Obama Again’
U.S.-- Republican presidential candidate Chris Christie has unveiled a new campaign slogan in an effort to boost his struggling poll numbers, threatening the American people that if they don't vote…
Hunter Biden Offers To Trade 36 Of His Paintings For Trump’s Mar-A-Lago Resort
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- As soon as word spread that a New York judge had ruled that Mar-a-Lago was only worth $18 million, an excited Hunter Biden quickly phoned President Donald…
AOC Says Philadelphia Looters Are Good People Just Stealing Alcohol To Feed Their Families
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- After numerous liquor stores in Philadelphia were looted during a mostly peaceful Democratic protest, New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez came to the defense of the shoplifters by claiming…
Biden Says He’ll Stand Up For UAW Workers The Same Way He Stands Up Whenever Walking
DETROIT, MICHIGAN-- While visiting members of the United Auto Workers union on the picket line, President Joe Biden promised the striking workers that he has their backs and will stand…
Canadian Parliament Releases New Hitler One Hundred Dollar Bill To Commemorate Nazis Fight Against Russians
OTTAWA, CANADA-- During a meeting where they praised a WW2 veteran who fought for the Nazis, Canada's House of Commons also proudly unveiled an updated one hundred dollar bill with…
Burger King Unveils New Logo To Better Reflect Their Support Of Censorship
MIAMI, FLORIDA-- The Burger King corporation has recently updated their company logo which they say better represents their core values of censorship and hatred of free speech. After pulling all…
Senators Work Naked After Relaxing Senate Dress Code
WASHINGTON-- In one of the most important issues ever tackled by United States Senators, both Democrats and Republicans voted almost unanimously to relax Senate dress code rules by allowing any…
President Zelensky Appoints Satan As New Ambassador For Ukraine
KIEV, UKRAINE-- After asking spirit-cooking performance artist Marina Abramović to be his new ambassador for Ukraine, President Volodymyr Zelensky retracted his offer and decided to go with someone who was…
Ron DeSantis Proposes 6-Hour Abortion Ban If Elected President
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA-- During a campaign stop in California, Republican Presidential candidate Ron DeSantis unveiled some new policies that he plans on implementing if elected in 2024, including a national 6-hour…
