SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA– While watching former Vice President Kamala Harris cackle and ramble on during an uncomfortable speech, Americans watched in horror at what could have been if she had won and were reminded why Donald Trump had won the 2024 presidential election.
After she finished cackling for two minutes straight, failed Democrat candidate Kamala Harris approached the microphone and angrily compared Trump’s first 100 days in office to elephants in a zoo.
“We have a crisis on our hands of elephantine proportions,” said Kamala in between cackling, giggling, and even guffawing. “Did you see that video of elephants in a zoo? Now, in case any of you are unaware, an elephant is an animal. And this animal lives inside of a real big cage. And that cage is inside a zoo. A zoo is where even more animals live inside. This perfectly sums up the first one hundred days of Donald trump’s presidency.”
Countless people took to social media to share their memories of the 2024 presidential election and said that any doubts they may have had as to the person whom they had voted for were quickly dashed once they watched Kamala Harris’ painful, word salad, inebriated-sounding speech.
Unfortunately most Americans weren’t able to say the same about Congress and then lamented about how the majority of them are completely useless.
