OTTAWA, CANADA– During a recent campaign stop in his bid to become prime minister of Canada, Liberal Party candidate Mark Carney attacked his Conservative opponent Pierre Poilievre by accusing him of being Canada first.
Standing in front of a flag of China, Mark Carney warned a crowd of potential voters that a vote for Pierre is a vote for Canada, saying that would be devastating to his plans of selling out the Great White North country to the globalist agenda.
“I have a very, um, serious warning about Mr. Pierre Poilievre,” said Mark Carney after saluting the CCP flag. “This is, uh, shocking news that will probably destroy Pierre’s campaign. We have recently discovered, um, that Pierre is Canada first. I know this may be shocking to some of you that, uh, a candidate running for prime minister of Canada would want to put Canada before other countries.”
Carney went on to say that if he becomes prime minister he promises to put Canada last and will continue taking orders from his boss President Xi Jinping of the Communist Chinese Party.
“Do you know who else puts their country first? Donald Trump,” said Carney as the crowd of liberals gasped in horror and gnashed their teeth at the thought of the orange man. “Don’t forget, we all hate Trump. And if Pierre wins then Canada wins, and we definitely don’t want that.”
