UNITED KINGDOM– Infamous cartoon pedophile actor Herbert the Pervert announced that he had moved to the UK to become a citizen in an effort to join the Labour Party after finding out that Prime Minister Keir Starmer’s political party was full of his fellow perverts.
After the news broke that yet another Labour Party member was rumored to be involved with pedophilia and sex crimes, the dirty old man Herbert the Pervert quickly sold all his belongings in the US and then flew to Britain so that he could be join the party and get away with all his perverted fetishes.
“Mmmm, yummy, I think I like this here Labour Party,” said Herbert while standing with PM Starmer. “I hear all you fellas are pretty open about all your activities and that it’s accepted over here. Mr. Starmer, do you think we could expedite my UK citizenship so I can get started smacking some young ass?”
Herbert the Pervert lamented that he wasn’t able to get away with his sex crimes as much in the United States, especially since the Trump administration had made it one of their priorities to arrest sex crimes against young people.
While waiting for his UK citizenship so that he could enjoy the benefits of the Labour Party, Herbert decided to just join one of the Muslim grooming gangs in the meantime.
