WARREN, MICHIGAN– In an effort to fight President Donald Trump’s big billionaire oligarchy, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders held a protest inside of a gym and halfway through stopped to thank his big, billionaire, oligarchic sponsor Pfizer.
The anti-billionaire audience cheered as Bernie Sanders flashed a large Pfizer sign behind him to give credit to the large, powerful drug company that financed both his campaign and rally against other large, powerful companies.
“We must fight the billionaire oligarchy class,” said Bernie Sanders loudly to the crowd as they all flashed their COVID vaccine cards. “Just not the billionaire oligarchy class that is funding my rally here today. So, let’s stop for a moment to thank pharmaceutical giant Pfizer for sponsoring today’s protest. Okay, now let me get back to hypocritically criticizing big corporations owning and controlling politicians.”
Sanders told the crowd that United States politicians shouldn’t receive donations from big corporations because it can sway their decisions, making them biased and unreliable.
Bernie ended the protest by telling his supporters to make sure they go out and get the new and improved Pfizer booster shot, which will protect them from the ill-effects of both Trump Derangement Syndrome and now also Elon Musk Derangement Syndrome.
