OTTAWA, CANADA– As a way to commemorate the legacy of Justin Trudeau on his last day in office, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police gave the outgoing Liberal prime minister a 21-horse trampling salute to mark the end of an era of Canada’s most progressive leader in history.
While crying bittersweet tears, Trudeau waved to a crowd of nonexistent supporters as police one-by-one began trampling over scared citizens lying on the ground.
“It was an honor to destroy the once great country of Canada,” said Trudeau as he watched in delight as trampled people cried out in pain. “Over the last almost ten years, I have ruled Canada as a dictator who did the very best job that I could to try and make Canada as unrecognizable as possible. And for that, you’re welcome.”
Trudeau looked down at an old lady twitching on the ground and told her that perhaps if she had gotten vaccinated than her pain from getting trampled on by the Canadian gestapo wouldn’t have been as bad.
The outgoing prime minister said that even though he has officially resigned as Canada’s leader, he will still be working behind the scenes to help with the continued degradation of The Great White North country and promised citizens that all the work he has done in the last ten years wouldn’t be in vain.
