SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA– On his newly launched podcast This Is Gavin Newsom, California Governor Gavin Newsom sat down for a one-on-one interview with America’s worst governor, Gavin Newsom.
While staring intently into a mirror across the table, Newsom didn’t waste any time grilling Governor Newsom about all of the controversies and failures of the man voted worst governor in the country.
“Gavin, you know me, I like to tell it like it is,” said Gavin Newsom in a gravelly voice as he glanced over at his reflection. “So, I’m not going to waste our time here. In a recent poll you were voted as the worst governor in the United States, with failure after failure, destroying the once beautiful state of California, as well as a massive amount of corruption. What do you have to say to the three people listening to my pathetic podcast that I created to try and revive my abysmal political career?”
Newsom responded to Newsom’s tough question by waving his hands around a lot while talking in circles, shifting all of the blame on President Trump, incompetent city leadership, Republicans, other Democrats, coincidences, the weather, racism, transphobia, and a slew of other things that he called “sensible reasons for the failure of California.”
At the end of the podcast, Newsom announced that on his next episode he would be interviewing the man responsible for the California wildfires.
