U.S.– There was major breaking news on Friday after the long-awaited Epstein Files were finally released to the public, revealing the earthshattering revelation that deceased sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein had saved a bunch of money on his car insurance after switching to Geico.
Numerous people within the federal government have been teasing the release of the Epstein Files for quite some time, saying they were not sure if the infamous files should be released to the public due to the shocking information of Epstein’s car insurance savings that was discovered in the documents.
“You won’t believe what we found in these Epstein Files documents,” said Attorney General Pam Bondi in feigned disbelief only hours before the files were set to be released. “I was deciding on whether I should actually release the Epstein Files due to the shocking information that I had discovered. I don’t think the general public is ready to see what is in these files.”
After reading through the released files, experts surmised that apparently Epstein had all of his vehicles insured by another auto insurance company before switching everything over to Geico to save approximately forty dollars a month.
Another distressful thing that was also revealed in the files was that apparently Epstein had also dropped the twenty-four hour roadside assistance from his insurance, saving himself another two dollars per month.
