WASHINGTON– While auditing the United States Agency For International Development, Elon Musk’s DOGE discovered that the autocratic Galactic Empire was being funded by the corrupt federal US agency known as USAID.
The brilliant minds working for the Department of Government Efficiency made the discovery right after learning that $100 million a year was also going to funding Nancy Pelosi’s liquor cabinet.
“Records show the Galactic Empire was receiving over $9 trillion from USAID,” wrote Elon Musk on Twitter X only moments after uncovering the fraudulent activity. “That money from the United States government was being sent directly to the Emperor, who used those funds to murder billions of people, blow up planets, commit genocide, enforce slavery, spread xenophobia, rebuild the Death Star and help corrupt leaders friendly to the Empire win elections.”
After word spread about so much money being sent to the evil Galactic Empire, angry Democrats stormed the former USAID building to protest Elon Musk questioning the legitimacy of why the US government sent so much money to the violent dictatorship.
DOGE also later discovered that USAID was also funding Cyberdyne Systems, which later made Skynet that created terminators and killed countless humans.
