WASHINGTON– President Donald Trump has appointed a new head of the Secret Service, who immediately updated the agent’s training requirements by adding all-new slope training classes.
The Secret Service came under fire after the attempted assassination of then-Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump when agents failed to do their jobs due to all the sloped ground and roofs in the area.
“We want out Secret Service agents to be as highly trained as possible,” said an official spokesperson for the federal law enforcement agency. “Our previous Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle made it clear that the reason the agents were unable to protect President Trump was because of the sloped roof and the kind of hilly ground.”
The all new sloped training course includes a little hill that agents must climb, and also a handicapped walkway that able-bodied men and women must walk up without falling or tripping.
Part of the training will also include agents having to jump over obese DEI hires lying on the ground that were hired under the previous Biden administration.
