CHENNAI, INDIA– Immediately after President Trump was sworn in and signed an executive order to end birthright citizenship, anchor baby Kamala Harris was quickly picked up by Tom Homan’s ICE agents and then deported back to her mother’s birthplace in India.
Kamala’s parents were both born outside of the United States, but the former vice president was born in the US before moving to Canada where she lived until she became an adult.
“Where am I?” Kamala asked a few Indian men passing by her on the street. “Habla Español, amigos? No wait, that’s not it. Parlez-vous français? Do you people know who I am? I’m a former prosecutor who grew up middle class. Last thing I remember I said down for one drink and then I woke up here.”
Gruff Border Czar Tom Homan told Fox News that even though Kamala was an elected official, rules are rules and she had to be deported because her parents were not born in the US.
Trump’s immigration department was said to also be looking into whether they could deport Ted Cruz under the new ban on birthright citizenship being that his father was born in Canada. Cruz said he can’t be deported because his mother was born inside the U.S. Trump stated he would take a poll at his next rally to see if the American people would like to keep Ted or send him back to Canada.
