WASHINGTON– Immediately after President Donald Trump was sworn in as president, Jill Biden quickly whisked Joe Biden away and then dumped him off at a local nursing home while telling him he was just inaugurated for a second term and that the old folks home was his new Oval Office.
Dr. Jill Biden led Joe by the hand and into the Senior Living nursing home, where staff led the former president into his room and gave him his favorite ice cream to shut him up.
“Congratulations, Joe, you’re still the president,” said Jill to Joe ecstatically in a room that was decorated similar to the White House Oval Office. “I’m so proud of you, honey. This is your new office and your aides want you to sign these executive orders here. Okay, Joe? Now, take the pen out of your ear and use it to sign these executive orders.”
A nurse shoved a bunch of papers under Joe’s nose and told him to sign the executive orders, which were just documents making Jill his power of attorney and keeping him locked up inside of the nursing home while Jill keeps all his money and finds herself a much younger man in his 70s.
At publishing time, Kamala Harris’ husband Doug dropped drunk Kamala off at a bar and told her that she had won the presidency and that was where her new presidential office was located.
