WASHINGTON– It was a bittersweet moment for Barack Obama this Christmas as he enjoyed his last holiday party inside of the White House as his third term as president winded down before Donald Trump prepared to take the oath of office.
Obama moped around the Oval Office walking from corner to corner as he tried coping with the fact that he wouldn’t get a fourth term as president of the United States thanks to Vice President Kamala Harris being one of the worst candidates of all time.
“I can’t believe it’s over,” mumbled Obama as his bottom lip quivered in both sadness and anger. “I had so many plans for my fourth term in office and now I’m here clearing out my desk. And to think, my job of destroying the country is far from over. All thanks to those two bumbling idiots Joe and Kamala. I told everyone we needed to rig the election more, but everyone kept telling me that Kamala would surely win over voters with her cackle.”
In a rare moment of self-reflection, the three term president wondered aloud at what could have gone wrong and if there were any last minute changes he could make to keep himself in office.
Obama’s husband Michelle consoled her weeping man by telling him that he could always run for governor of Canada.
