U.S.– In yet another controversial prediction, CNBC Mad Money host Jim Cramer has predicted that UnitedHealthcare CEO murder suspect Luigi Mangione will definitely not get sent to prison and will be released as early as next week, causing the 26-year-old assassin to begin panicking due to the economist’s abysmal track record at predications.
On his show this morning, Jim Cramer was very confident that Luigi would be found not guilty and was one hundred percent positive that the young shooter would be a free man within the week.
“I’m absolutely certain Luigi Mangione will be a free man by next week,” shouted Jim Cramer at the camera. “I’m so confident of this that I’ll put my excellent reputation on the line. If I were a betting man I’d bet everything I own that by this time next week Luigi will be free, free, free, or my name’s not Jason Conner!”
Sources within the prison holding Mangione said that Luigi was devastated after hearing Cramer’s prediction and was hoping that the unreliable CNBC host was going to predict that he was guilty.
At publishing time, Cramer also predicted that the sun would definitely not rise in the east tomorrow morning and that the earth will rotate from east to west.
“There is absolutely no chance the sun rises in the east,” promised Cramer.