U.S.– Donald Trump has won the 2024 presidential election and has once again saved the United States from being destroyed after he defeated yet another evil, annoying, cackling female for the second time.
It was a blowout landslide for the former president, who also won the popular vote, due to the fact that the majority of the country couldn’t face the harsh reality of having to listen to failed presidential candidate Kamala Harris laughing like a lunatic for at least four years while destroying the country in the process.
“The people have spoken, and Kamala Harris, you’re fired, get the hell out,” said Trump during a celebratory speech after winning the landslide election. “With the help of millions of hardworking patriots, we defeated not one, but two crazy cackling communists from destroying our great country.”
The Trump win was a bittersweet victory for millions of Americans who would have at least had some pretty good memes had Kamala been able to steal the election.
A defeated Kamala later gave a concession speech where she just cackled for ten minutes straight.
