WASHINGTON– Vice President Kamala Harris has received yet another big endorsement this week after receiving the support of evil warmongering lizard people Dick Cheney and Liz Cheney, giving the Democratic presidential candidate a huge boost among the reptilian demographic.
The Harris team was quick to take to the official Kamala HQ Twitter X account to boast about the major endorsement from the cold-blooded Cheney family, claiming that the support of those two Republican war hawks actually helps Kamala in the race.
“Big news, VP Harris has received the endorsement of lizard people Dick and Liz Cheney,” wrote a disingenuous intern on the official Harris account. “Donald Trump wishes he got the endorsements of such two great politicians that all of us leftists used to hate for so many years. Kamala has officially won the lizard person vote. Let’s go.”
Dick Cheney was proud to voice his support for fellow lizard person Kamala, saying, “Hi, I’m Dick Cheney, and I’m a shapeshifting reptilian humanoid who wants to drink your blood and control the world, so please vote for Harris so that we can continue with our diabolical agenda of taking over the world and making the remaining humans both our slaves and food.”
Numerous other lizard people politicians have also removed their human skin coverings and backed Harris for president, including Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, Adam Kinzinger, Hillary Clinton, and a slew of Hollyweird adrenochrome, bloodsucking celebrities.
