LONDON, ENGLAND– During a recent press conference on the ongoing protests in the UK, Prime Minister Keir Starmer introduced the world to a new look where he sported a large, Joseph Stalin mustache and Soviet Union-style military uniform.
PM Keir Starmer, who said he now goes by the name Keir Stalin, told the shocked group of news reporters that he has had enough of native British citizens not wanting violent immigrants flooded into their country or Britons seeking their own personal freedoms.
“I will not tolerate my British subjects discriminating against these mostly peaceful, violent immigrants,” said Keir Stalin and he shook his angry fist at the cameras. “That is why I will be ruling the United Kingdom with an iron fist. Starting right now, any citizen that tries to fight back against an immigrant trying to kill them will be imprisoned for life.”
The communist UK prime minister said if a British citizen calls the police on an illegal alien committing a crime, then the police will come and arrest the British snitch.
Numerous world dictators have praised Keir’s sensible approach to controlling his citizens, including North Korea’s Kim Jong-un, China’s President Xi Jinping, Canada’s Justin Trudeau, and Vice President Kamala Harris.
