ATLANTA, GEORGIA– After Hillary Clinton advised her to bring some hot sauce to the rally to try and win over the black vote, Vice President Kamala Harris took it a step further and really overexaggerated the racial pandering by bringing an entire table of hot sauce.
One of her aides pushed a wheelbarrow onto the stage filled with bottles of hot sauce, while the crowd of mostly black people looked on in confusion as to why the Indian-Canadian Democratic presidential candidate would do that.
“What’s up, my black brothers and sisters,” said Kamala in a southern accent as she hugged one of the hot sauce bottles. “I do loves me some of that hot sauce. I never go anywhere without it. I never know when I’ll need it, so i always carry around at least fifty bottles with me wherever I go. Can you feel me, my dogs?”
VP Harris then proceeded to pull out a blunt and begin smoking it, telling the crowd that she has a long history of smoking weed while listening to those black rappers that she can’t remember their names while she was a young Indian girl growing up in Canada.
After seeing Kamala smoking weed and thinking it was acceptable, numerous people within the crowd also began smoking before Kamala had police arrest all of them and lock them up for free labor.
