OTTAWA, CANADA– After watching the protests against Nicolás Maduro in Venezuela in response to the election results, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has offered the South American president his infamous Canadian mounted police to trample any unruly Venezuelan citizens.
Trudeau put out a message to the world that protests against governments are not acceptable, and reminded everyone what happened to all the Canadian citizens who protested against the Trudeau regime back in 2022.
“We cannot let the peasants have their own freedoms,” said Trudeau while a video behind him replayed the events from the Truckers For Freedom event. “I may not particularly like President Maduro personally, but there’s one thing I hate more than people like him and that’s the commoners that we rule over.”
In addition to sending his mounted horse trampling police officers, Justin Trudeau will also be sending a camera crew to Venezuela to record all of the protesters getting abused so that he can replay the videos later in an effort to get off on their pain.
To help his mounted police train for their upcoming trip to Venezuela, Trudeau sent his gestapo into a few nursing homes to trample over little old ladies.
