WASHINGTON– In preparation for her hopes to defeat Donald Trump in the election and become the next president, Democrat Vice President Kamala Harris has already selected a few possible Cabinet positions for her administration after watching the flamboyant, drag queen-filled opening ceremony of this year’s Olympics.
Sources said that Harris was very impressed with the professional way the ceremony’s drag entertainers exposed their genitalia to minors while in front of billions of people as drag queens mocked one of Christians most sacred historical events in The Last Supper.
“I only want the best, most qualified people for my administration,” said Kamala seriously in between cackles. “When I saw those Olympics entertainers entertaining, it was like they were entertaining for entertainment purposes. I said they would fit perfectly into my next administration. So yes, my Cabinet will be the most diverse in history.”
Harris also commented that the fat, weird blue Dionysus guy straddling the dinner plate would make a great Department of Energy Secretary for the way he had all that energy to writhe around the table and grind his meat for such an extended amount of time without feeling the least bit embarrassed or ashamed.
The current vice president said she is also considering for her Cabinet the guy who appeared to have had his right testicle hanging out of his speedo as her head of the Department of Education for the way he came up from behind that one poor kid and grinded all over him.
