OTTAWA, CANADA– Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has recently revamped his campaign strategy after seeing his struggling poll numbers by copying US Democratic candidate Kamala Harris’ winning tactic of pretending to be a black politician.
While wearing both blackface and a large afro wig, Trudeau walked out onto the stage during a campaign stop to get reelected and began cackling like a lunatic before sticking his arm up in the air and giving the shocked crowd of people the Black Lives Matter solidarity fist.
“What’s up, brothers and sisters, JT’s in the house,” said Trudeau to the small crowd of white Canadians. “I’m running to be Canada’s very first African-Canadian prime minister. I may not have any real talents, skills, or experience, but in the words of the great President Joe Biden: ‘If you don’t vote for me then you ain’t black.'”
To prove that he really was black, Trudeau reached into his pocket and took out a packet of hot sauce before squirting it on the side of his face to pretend he was eating it.
At publishing time, it was also reported that Trudeau’s conservative opponent Pierre Poilievre had also updated his campaign style by dying his hair blonde, renaming his wife to Melania, and calling everything “yuge” and “bigly.”
