WASHINGTON– Joe Biden has officially dropped out of the 2024 presidential race and has given his full endorsement to Kamala Harris, saying that if she wins then he’ll no longer be known as the worst president in US history because she’s even more incompetent than him.
Biden put out a message on his Twitter X account where he finally admitted to the world that his presidency was a complete failure, and promised Americans that if Kamala’s elected then at least they’ll be one president even worse than him.
“Yes, you all were right, I was a terrible president,” wrote Biden in the lengthy post. “That’s why I have decided to drop out. Well, technically that’s not why I decided to drop out. There was a substantial increase to the ten percent for the big guy that satisfied my demands.”
The demented Democrat listed all his presidential failures, but told everyone that there was good news in all of this turmoil.
“Don’t worry, folks, I do have some good news,” wrote Biden further. “I have given my second-man Kamala Harris my endorsement. I guarantee you she’ll do a much worse job than me and continue to screw over the American people, but just a little worse than I did.”
Former President Obama took to social media to reiterate the time he told everyone “not to underestimate Joe’s ability to f**k things up,” referring to Biden’s endorsement of Kamala Harris.