WASHINGTON– In response to an attempted assassination on Donald Trump’s life thanks in part to a lack of protection, President Joe Biden finally agreed to give the former president additional Secret Service protection by sending two of his best agents to watch over Trump and make certain that he doesn’t have any future accidents.
The two new agents were dressed in black suits and sunglasses and were seemingly all business as they promised Trump that they would do everything in their power to make sure there’s no more unwanted attempts on his life.
“Don’t worry, Mr. Trump, we got your back,” said the blonde-haired, female Secret Service agent before cackling like a lunatic. “It’s such a shame what happened to you this week at your rally and we definitely don’t want that to happen to you again. I promise that I’ll keep you safe or my name’s not Hillary, I mean, Helga.”
The tall, slender black male agent, who said his name was Obrien, casually walked over toward Trump before suspiciously looking out into a crowd of people and mouthing the words, “he’s right here.”
Biden said that not only will these two agents be protecting Trump, but they will also be doing double duty by watching over Biden’s other presidential opponent RFK, Jr.
