SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO– A Democrat New Mexico judge has dismissed the involuntary manslaughter case against Alec Baldwin after the famous Hollywood actor promised the court that the next time he accidentally shoots someone he’ll first make sure it’s a Trump supporter.
Baldwin was all giddy as the judge gave him the deal and told the court that his strong track record of hating both Donald Trump and his supporters should be enough proof that he’ll keep his promise this time.
“Oh gee, that’s it?” Baldwin asked in reference to doing something so trivial as firing a loaded gun at anyone wearing a red MAGA hat. “Your Honor, I give you my word as a fellow Democrat that the next time I shoot someone, accidentally of course, whether it’s on a movie set, while I’m starting fights with people, or just for target practice, I’ll make sure it’s one of those MAGAt, red hat-wearing, lowlife rednecks.”
Everyone in the court, including the judge, stood up and gave Alec Baldwin an emotional slow clap as they all broke out into tears of joy at the thought of a few less “Make America Great Again” Republicans in the world.
The court then praised New York’s kangaroo court efforts to use lawfare against Donald Trump and then told Alec Baldwin that they are looking forward to his next Saturday Night Live appearance where he plays Trump having to go to court for frivolous charges.
