OTTAWA, CANADA– Joining in the festivities of Canadian Multiculturalism Day was flamboyant Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who celebrated the national holiday and recognized the diverse groups of people around the country by dressing up as a gay, black, female, Hindu furry.
Trudeau was all smiles as he addressed a large crowd of protesters and told the Canadian natives that in order to progress as a society Canada must become as diverse as possible by bringing in millions more assorted illegal aliens and also euthanizing as many white Canadians as possible.
“Hello, Canada, and thank you for all the cheers of support,” said Trudeau into a microphone as chants of “F— Trudeau” drowned him out. “I’d like to wish every one of my subjects a happy Canadian Multiculturalism Day, where I will continue to do everything I can to dispose of as many native, white Canadians as possible, all the while bringing in foreign criminal invaders to take your places.”
Even though Trudeau’s multicultural outfit was praised by numerous Canadian media sources, many others criticized the prime minister for leaving out so many other communities in his appearance.
“Trudeau’s outfit is a slap in the face to Canadians as a whole,” wrote one leftwing poster on Twitter X. “Does Mr. Trudeau only care about the gays, blacks, Hindus, women, and furrys? What about the Muslims, Hispanics, Deerkins, and Puppies?”
After facing major backlash for discriminating against so many groups of people for his barely-inclusive outfit, Trudeau apologized and promised he’d make up for it by having his mounted police trample over a few old ladies for fun.
