LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA– As Joe Biden continues to let in millions of unvetted illegal invaders and Democrat-run cities go soft on punishing crime, everyone has been feeling the pain of the current incompetent president, with even one of Biden’s own Secret Service agents getting robbed while in California protecting the president this week.
Only days after the FBI put out a statement saying that crime under Biden is down due to Democrats not actually reporting crimes, a member of the Secret Service was robbed at gunpoint by someone who, no surprise, got away with the agent’s belongings and avoided arrest.
“It’s a good thing crime’s down under Biden, or else I might feel a little nervous about now,” said the agent while the gun-toting criminal stole his belongings. “Since the FBI said there’s hardly any crime then I guess this is all in my imagination. Good thing, or I might be feeling a little worried with even a Secret Service agent like me getting attacked under this administration.”
White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said during a press conference that crime is definitely way down under Biden and that the Secret Service agent robbery was simply a deepfake.
“Don’t be ridiculous, that robbery never happened,” said Jean-Pierre, reading her scripted lies off a notepad. “Crime under President Biden is so low, it’s almost nonexistent. In fact, the alleged Secret Service agent robbery was a deepfake. Yes, that’s right. Just like every other bad thing under Biden is a deepfake.”
Due to the robbery happening in a Democrat-run city, the mayor of Los Angeles said that crime will not be reported and Biden will get to keep his low crime winning streak going until the upcoming stolen presidential election.
