BROOKLYN, NEW YORK– In an effort to try and show that he’s one of the humans, reptilian New York Senator Chuck Schumer posted a photo of himself on Father’s Day getting ready to eat an extremely rare burger.
After eating a fly with his long tongue, Schumer got ready to sink his fangs into a delicious uncooked burger with a couple slices of cheese on it.
“I hear the humans love eating the bloody burgers with cheese,” wrote Schumer on the now-deleted Twitter X post. “I wanted to show the earthlings that I’m one of them and can connect with them by doing humanlike things. I also wanted to show that I eat real human food, not the flesh of innocent children that the conspiracy theorists claim we do.”
Schumer went on to say that this totally natural Father’s Day post should also prove that Schumer and his fellow lizard people are not hellbent on taking over the earth and getting rid of most of the world’s population.
The Democrat senator eventually deleted the hamburger post after realizing that it still didn’t make him look human enough and posted a new more down-to-earth photo of himself eating cockroaches without his human skin covering on.
