CONCORD, NORTH CAROLINA– Donald Trump has made history once again after winning the NASCAR Coca Cola 600, making him the first president not only to attend the event but to also enter and win the race.
Even though he has never driven a racecar before, Trump looked as though he were a seasoned veteran the way he zigged and zagged around his experienced NASCAR opponents to finish the race with the best score in the race’s history.
“I told everyone they’d get tired of winning,” said Trump in a postgame victory speech while sipping nonalcoholic beer. “Did you see the way I drove around that racetrack? It’s like I was born to drive racecars. No one drives racecars and wins races like I do. Believe me.”
After congratulating Trump on his historic win, the other professional drivers begged the former president not to enter any more races because they wouldn’t ever be able to win another race again.
As part of his Make America Great Again presidential tour to get reelected, Trump said he also has plans on attending and winning various other sporting events, including the US Open tennis tournament, the NBA playoffs, and the baseball World Series.
“Be there, it will be wild,” promised Trump.
