WASHINGTON– In an effort to be as inclusive as possible and not discriminate against people of different pronouns, House Democrats voted unanimously to allow Americans who identify as they/them to vote multiple times in elections, no matter how many people they/them identify as.
The House vote to allow they/them persons to cast multiple votes was 26 to 202, with all Democrats voting in favor and twenty-six RINO Republicans siding with the left.
“In order to progress as a society, we must include everyone in our voting process,” said Democrat Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, who’s been praised by fellow Democrats as a dollar store Obama. “And that means not allowing Republicans to stifle people’s right to vote. Millions of they/them Americans now identify as multiple people and should be allowed to vote according to their preferred pronouns.”
Jeffries said that the number of times a they/them individual can vote is determined by how many they/them persons they/them identify as, whether that’s two people or even 200 hundred.
“If a they/them person identifies as ten thousand people then they should be allowed to vote ten thousand times,” said Jeffries as Democrats gave him a standing ovation. “I’d like to thank the Republicans who reached across the aisle to vote with us Democrats in an effort to help continue the degradation of America.”
Democrats clarified that this new voting rule only applies to they/them voters who are registered as a Democrat, not Republicans who disingenuously identify as they/them just to vote for Donald Trump multiple times.
