LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA– Famous pop star Taylor Swift has come under fire once again after the Anti-Hero singer snubbed musical legend Celine Dion on stage at the Grammy Awards, but promised to make it up to Celine by dedicating her next “boyfriend breakup” song to her once her relationship has ended with NFL player Travis Kelce.
During an afterparty, Taylor Swift told news reporters that she only ignored Celine Dion at first because she thought the French-Canadian singer was just a regular person and not someone famous, saying she’ll dedicate her next hit song Travis Sucks to her as soon as the two of them break up.
“Sorry, Celine, I didn’t know you were someone famous like me,” said Taylor into the cameras with her boyfriend Travis waiting for her out in the car. “I thought you were, like, a maid or a cashier or something. I’m sorry, Celine. My next breakup song will be dedicated to you when I inevitably break up with, um, Trevor, no wait, Travon, uh, whatever his name is. It doesn’t really matter.”
Taylor said she began writing the words to her next hit song Travis Sucks the moment she met the Kansas City Chiefs football player, trying to have the song ready to be released as soon as the breakup happens.
“And there’s so much song material I got out of, um, Tracy, uh, Tremont,” said Taylor in reference to Travis. “He doesn’t know it yet, but I let him think he was the one so I could get some real good, juicy song lyrics out of him.”
Look for the upcoming hit song Travis Sucks to be released some time in the near distant future. Just don’t tell Travis yet.
