DENVER, COLORADO– Meeting the love of your life online can be a rewarding experience, but for one disappointed man it was the worst experience of his adult dating life.
Local Denver man Jayde Bearden IV was looking for love with an artificial intelligence girl and decided to try a popular AI dating site to find the AI girl of his dreams, only to find out on their first date that the woman was an actual real, live human female.
“I was completely devastated to say the least,” said Jayde while holding back tears as he recounted the horrific first date. “I specifically went on an AI dating site looking for an AI girl, but ended up getting scammed by a real woman who portrayed herself as a fake female. I’m not even attracted to real human girls.”
Jayde said he did the right thing by calling the police on the woman who was stealing an AI girl’s identity, and added that he has also conferred with a lawyer about suing the dating site for deceiving him into thinking he was meeting up with what had appeared to be the perfect, most beautiful AI girl.
“To be fair, the woman I met was nice and beautiful, but she’s human, yuck,” said Jayde with disgust. “AI women are so much more real and down-to-earth than actual women. Oh well, maybe someday I’ll finally meet the AI girl of my dreams and get AI married and have AI children.”
At publishing time, Jayde was happy to announce that he had finally met a great AI woman named Jia and had already sent her over $100,000 in gift cards.
I’d be too.