COLUMBUS, OHIO– After their heated feud during the last Republican presidential debate, entrepreneur Vivek Ramaswamy decided to troll former Governor Chris Christie even further by informing his opponent over the phone that there was a really bad virus on his computer that would only cost $9,900 to get rid of.
“Hello, sir, welcome to Microsoft support, how can I help you?” Vivek asked after calling Christie to inform him that his laptop was infected. “My name is Roger and I will be your technician this morning. I hear you’re having some difficulties with a virus on your laptop and I am here to remove that for you, sir.”
After letting Christie know that his computer was hacked by call center scammers in India, Vivek gained full control of the fat man’s laptop and began uploading images of Joe Biden working out in his diaper.
“Yes, sir, your computer is blocked with a multitude of adipose tissue files that are slowing its performance,” said Vivek while trying not to laugh. “Our records show that your computer with alphanumeric ID 69OBESE shows a browsing history that includes Ukrainian midget food porn.”
Days after being trolled by Vivek, Christie gave an irate interview on MSNBC about how Russian assets working on behalf of Vladimir Putin hacked into his computer as part of a major ploy to get Donald Trump reelected.
Christie probably ate it.
I think he called me too.