TEL AVIV, ISRAEL– While boarding Air Force One to depart Israel, President Joe Biden gave a brief press conference with news reporters about his willingness to stick his chin out politically for Palestine after the people in Gaza took it on the chin during the brutal war between Israel and Hamas.
“Let’s wag our chins for a few minutes, folks,” said Biden, meaning to talk idly. “The people in Gaza are up to their chins in suffering and destruction. I just want the people in Gaza to keep their chins up and know that help is on the way.”
As he rubbed his chins while in deep thought, Biden signaled for one of his aides to bring him his favorite chinchilla fur chinstrap cap.
“My chin’s feeling a little cold,” said Biden as his Chinese aide handed him the hat. “Everyone, can I have your attention? If I could make a little chin music here for a minute and introduce you to my best helper. He’s a Chinaman named Chinou Chin. He likes to lead with his chin when it comes to the ladies though. Jill seems to like him.”
Biden ended the interview by saying he wanted to unwind on the long flight back to the United States by eating some delicious chinaberries and chinkapins on some chintzy Chinaware.
