MIAMI, FLORIDA– The Burger King corporation has recently updated their company logo which they say better represents their core values of censorship and hatred of free speech.
After pulling all of their ads from video platform Rumble over Russel Brand’s videos, Burger King quickly released their brand new logo to make sure their customers know that free speech will not be tolerated in the quest for a totalitarian state.
“We here at Burger King know what’s best for our customers,” said Burger King spokesperson Stew Pidass. “It is our duty as a burger company to focus on the issues that are pertinent to the selling of burgers, such as the crushing of dangerous ideologies like free speech, free expression, and basically just any kind of freedom whatsoever.”
Pidass went on to say videos that do not follow the official government narrative are a subversion of state power and any dissident exercising his or her right to free speech should be arrested and face the maximum penalty of life in prison.
At publishing time, numerous people were arrested by the government of Burger King for voicing their displeasure over the burger joint’s massive censorship tactics.
