SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA– After stealing everything in San Francisco, thieves in The Golden City were left with the choice to either stop stealing or begin robbing other criminals, so they decided that the most honorable thing would be to rob each other.
Thieves all across the city started searching the homes of where other criminals lived, knowing that’s where all the merchandise would be hiding that was already stolen from businesses and residences.
“Give me that big screen TV that you took from Best Buy last week, dog, before I put a cap in your ass,” said a masked robber to his mother after breaking into her home. “Now don’t be holding out on me and give me those brownies you made over there from all that food you stole from the supermarket Cool, cool, thanks, mom. Love you.”
As the robber began exiting the home with the already stolen merchandise, his criminal mother hit him over the head with a baseball bat and then stole the stuff back once again before everyone ended up fleeing the scene after hearing police sirens.
The Democrat mayor of San Francisco put out a statement saying that struggling looters and robbers shouldn’t have to resort to stealing from each other and then offered the criminals free transportation so they could go to other Democrat-run cities to get more free stuff.
