ROME, ITALY– A dog was out on the town with a group of his canine friends when he got drunk drinking out of random public toilets and then woke up the next morning with a strange, beautiful woman lying in his bed.
The dog Francesco Rinaldi, 4, told Cucciolo News that the last thing he remembered that drunken night was a pretty, young lady coming on to him by petting his head and scratching his belly.
“I remember how good it felt when she scratched an itch I had on my belly,” said Francesco while scratching his ear with his foot. “My tail started wagging after she told me I was a good boy and she wanted to come back to my place to give me a treat.”
Francesco claims that he’s always been a lady’s dog and admitted that he’s currently in a relationship with over twenty different women, visiting each of them daily to enjoy all the attention, petting, and doggie treats that they give him.
“The woman I took home with me fell asleep rubbing my head,” said Francesco as a few female passersby said what a cute doggie he was. “I know it’s probably not nice taking advantage of these humans and making all of them think they’re my favorite.
“Maybe one day I’ll settle down with one woman as my only owner. But for now, I’m still young and playing the field, looking for that special owner who I’ll know will be the one.”
