U.S.– Major banking institutions have been setting up satellite offices at gas stations across the United States for customers who would like to take out loans to help them pay for gas to fill up their vehicles due to the Biden administration’s skyrocketing gas prices.
With gas prices in some states approaching $69 a gallon, some Americans have been unable to purchase fuel for their vehicles and have turned to banks to set them up with loans to help pay for filling up their gas tank just one time.
“It cost me almost $900 to fill my Hyundai Elantra this morning,” said a dissatisfied customer after putting 12 gallons of gas into his car. “Thankfully banks are lending us a hand and I was able to take out a loan with only 77 percent interest to pay for today’s gas.”
Banks like Wells Fargo and Bank of America say they only care about the customer and are doing everything they can to give back to the community, which is why they’re only charging people 80 percent interest and $5000 late fees for those who are late with their payments.
“I sold my home recently and have used the money from the house sale to fill up my car’s gas tank three times,” said a man who now lives inside his Toyota Prius with his wife and eight children. “I was really happy when President Biden lowered the gas prices by 2 cents as a way to stimulate the economy. I’m so happy I voted for him.”
With experts predicting that the price of gas will reach $250 a gallon by summer, Democrats are deciding on whether to pass a bill to help the American people by raising the minimum wage by another 5 cents.
“I won’t stop until the billionaires pay their fair share,” said Bernie Sanders about five minutes before his bank account reached a billion dollars. “Did I say billionaires? I meant to say those evil trillionaires need to pay their fair share.”
