HOUSTON, TEXAS– US Representative Dan Crenshaw recently announced on Twitter that he tested positive for RINO, but is asymptomatic because he hides his Democrat leanings while out in public.
Crenshaw said he took an at-home RINO test and that’s when he discovered he had the deadly virus known as RINO, which is an acronym for Republican In Name Only.
“I decided to take a RINO test after I began having a deeper connection to the Democrat Party,” said Crenshaw the day after calling Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene an idiot Democrat in disguise. “I knew something was wrong with me when I found myself standing up and cheering for Joe Biden’s recent executive health mandate forcing children ages five to eleven to be thrown to hungry alligators to prevent COVID.”
Due to GOP guidelines, Crenshaw will be isolating from the Republican Party for five days and will be working remotely from home when he votes “yes” to all the Democrat’s upcoming leftwing policies.
Numerous other high-profile Republicans have also tested positive for RINO in recent months, including Mitch McConnell, Lindsey Graham, Liz Cheney, and Nikki Haley.
In order to fool his rightwing constituents into voting for him in his upcoming election, Crenshaw plans on disguising himself with a more conservative look by wearing his eyepatch over his left eye instead of the right one.
I hear Obama likes playing with Dan Cringeshaw’s eye hole.