(SATIRE) Shapeshifting lizard person Bill Gates had an on air faux pas this week while giving an interview to a fake news reporter when he accidentally squirted the woman in the eyes with his poisonous venom, causing her to dissolve on live television. The former Microsoft CEO made up for his mistake by giving the deceased reporter’s family a year’s supply of Gates Venom Vaccine.
Full Story: Lizard Person Bill Gates Accidentally Squirts Venom Into Reporter’s Eye During Intense Interview
