WASHINGTON– In what mainstream news media outlets are calling the ultimate trendy president, Joe Biden stepped out of the White House after accidentally wearing First Lady Jill’s gorgeous blue dress and black stockings with matching ankle boots.
While walking alongside mortified wife Jill, a stylish Biden stopped to pose for members of the media and lifted up the hem of his dress to give reporters a better glimpse of the silky stockings that covered his hairy legs.
“What’s everyone staring at?” The bewildered Biden asked as cameras flashed and passersby puked. “You guys act like you’ve never seen me walk out of the Oval Office before wearing my favorite suit jacket and trousers.”
As Jill tried pulling her husband back toward the White House to get him to put on a suit and tie, Biden bent over to pick a yellow flower for his wife, exposing the fact that he wasn’t even wearing panties.
Reputable news outlets like CNN and MSNBC were quick to praise Biden for his unique style, and the Washington Post stated that he is one of the most stylish and fashionable men to ever have graced the White House, second only to ultrahip dude Michelle Obama.
Later on that evening, Biden gave a live video conference with leaders from the Chinese government while unintentionally dressed in son Hunter’s favorite red silk scarf, men’s white jockstrap, Adidas sneakers, and aviator glasses.
